when someone gives me directions and says ‘you can’t miss it’ like do not underestimate me i am the blurrest person on the planet, i WILL miss it.

Did you hear about that band Pond?

I heard their members are quite

fishy

guess who’s gonna go see arctic monkeys

sometimes i like to play a game called ‘what the fuck is ezra saying’

nick allbrook lost his money

nick allbrokeĀ 

so what does everyone think about am5?

i just kinda realised that it’s august and my avatar still has his photoshopped christmas hat onĀ